переписывать не стал, оставил как память, можно до ума довести, есть такой же на жс
<script type="text/javascript">
// <![CDATA[
function getDateNow()
{
var now = new Date();
var e = now.getDate();
d = e + ' ';
var month = new Array(13);
month[1] = "января";
month[2] = "февраля";
month[3] = "марта";
month[4] = "апреля";
month[5] = "мая";
month[6] = "июня";
month[7] = "июля";
month[8] = "августа";
month[9] = "сентября";
month[10] = "октября";
month[11] = "ноября";
month[12] = "декабря";
var day = new Array(7);
day[0]= "воскресенье";
day[1]= "понедельник";
day[2]= "вторник";
day[3]= "среда";
day[4]= "четверг";
day[5]= "пятница";
day[6]= "суббота";
nday=day[now .getDay()]
nmonths =month[ (now.getMonth() + 1)];
d += nmonths + ', ' +nday ;
return 'Сегодня ' + d+' ' ;
}
var times = new Array(96);
times[0] = "0:00";
times[1] = "0:15";
times[2] = "0:30";
times[3] = "0:45";
times[4] = "1:00";
times[5] = "1:15";
times[6] = "1:30";
times[7] = "1:45";
times[8] = "2:00";
times[9] = "2:15";
times[10] = "2:30";
times[11] = "2:45";
times[12] = "3:00";
times[13] = "3:15";
times[14] = "3:30";
times[15] = "3:45";
times[16] = "4:00";
times[17] = "4:15";
times[18] = "4:30";
times[19] = "4:45";
times[20] = "5:00";
times[21] = "5:15";
times[22] = "5:30";
times[23] = "5:45";
times[24] = "6:00";
times[25] = "6:15";
times[26] = "6:30";
times[27] = "6:45";
times[28] = "7:00";
times[29] = "7:15";
times[30] = "7:30";
times[31] = "7:45";
times[32] = "8:00";
times[33] = "8:15";
times[34] = "8:30";
times[35] = "8:45";
times[36] = "9:00";
times[37] = "9:15";
times[38] = "9:30";
times[39] = "9:45";
times[40] = "10:00";
times[41] = "10:15";
times[42] = "10:30";
times[43] = "10:45";
times[44] = "11:00";
times[45] = "11:15";
times[46] = "11:30";
times[47] = "11:45";
times[48] = "12:00";
times[49] = "12:15";
times[50] = "12:30";
times[51] = "12:45";
times[52] = "13:00";
times[53] = "13:15";
times[54] = "13:30";
times[55] = "13:45";
times[56] = "14:00";
times[57] = "14:15";
times[58] = "14:30";
times[59] = "14:45";
times[60] = "15:00";
times[61] = "15:15";
times[62] = "15:30";
times[63] = "15:45";
times[64] = "16:00";
times[65] = "16:15";
times[66] = "16:30";
times[67] = "16:45";
times[68] = "17:00";
times[69] = "17:15";
times[70] = "17:30";
times[71] = "17:45";
times[72] = "18:00";
times[73] = "18:15";
times[74] = "18:30";
times[75] = "18:45";
times[76] = "18:00";
times[77] = "19:15";
times[78] = "19:30";
times[79] = "19:45";
times[80] = "20:00";
times[81] = "20:15";
times[82] = "20:30";
times[83] = "20:45";
times[84] = "21:00";
times[85] = "21:15";
times[86] = "21:30";
times[87] = "21:45";
times[88] = "22:00";
times[89] = "22:15";
times[90] = "22:30";
times[91] = "22:45";
times[92] = "23:00";
times[93] = "23:15";
times[94] = "23:30";
times[95] = "23:45";
times[96] = "42:00";
function CTime(form)
{
var day = ', этого дня';
var baseCityTime = 30 * parseInt(form.timeChoice.options[form.timeChoice.selectedIndex].value);
var offset = parseInt(form.firstCity.options[form.firstCity.selectedIndex].value ) -
parseInt(form.secondCity.options[form.secondCity.selectedIndex].value);
var selectedCityTime = (baseCityTime - offset) / 30;
var targetTime = parseInt(form.timeChoice.options[form.timeChoice.selectedIndex].value ) +
selectedCityTime;
if (selectedCityTime < 0)
{
selectedCityTime = 48 + selectedCityTime;
day = ', предыдущего дня';
}
else if (selectedCityTime > 47)
{
selectedCityTime = selectedCityTime - 48;
day = ', следующего дня';
}
if (selectedCityTime < 0)
selectedCityTime=selectedCityTime * -1;
form.time.value = times[selectedCityTime * 2] + day;
return false;
}
document.write(''+getDateNow()+'')
function doFormalTime() {
var myTime = new Date();
var myHour = myTime.getHours();
var myMinutes = myTime.getMinutes();
var ampm = "";
if (myHour >= 12) {
myHour -= 12;
ampm = "pm";
}
Hour = new Array(
"час ", "два часа ", "три часа ", "четыре часа ",
"пять часов ", "шесть часов ", "семь часов ", "восемь часов ",
"девять часов ", "десять часов ", "одиннадцать часов ", "двенадцать часов ");
myMin = myMinutes - (myMinutes % 5);
if (myMinutes % 5 > 2) myMin += 5;
var text = "Примерно ";
switch(myMin) {
case 0 : myHour--; break;
case 5 : text += "пять минут назад было "; myHour--; break;
case 10 : text += "десять минут назад было "; myHour--; break;
case 15 : text += "пятнадцать минут назад было "; myHour--; break;
case 20 : text += "двадцать минут назад было "; myHour--; break;
case 25 : text += "двадцать пять минут назад было "; myHour--; break;
case 30 : text += "полчаса назад было "; myHour--; break;
case 35 : text += "без двадцати пяти минут "; break;
case 40 : text += "без двадцати минут "; break;
case 45 : text += "без пятнадцати минут "; break;
case 50 : text += "через десять минут будет "; break;
case 55 : text += "через пять минут будет "; break;
case 60 : break;
}
if (myHour < 1) myHour++;
if (ampm == "pm") {
ampm = (myHour >= 4) ? " " : " ";
}
text += Hour[myHour] + ampm;
return text;
}
document.write(doFormalTime());
var h=(new Date()).getHours();
if (h > 4 && h < 12) document.write("утра");
if (h > 11 && h < 19) document.write("дня");
if (h > 18 && h < 24) document.write("вечера");
if (h > 23 || h < 5 ) document.write("ночи");
//]]>
</script>